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Three Methods For Writing Humor

Monday, November 15th, 2010

Humor is one of the toughest things to translate into writing.

To be fair, writers are hamstrung: we can’t use intonation, hand gestures, or other visual/audial cues to help convey that we’re joking.

We only have words.  Yet, there are some writers who are able to make us laugh seemingly without effort.  How do they do it?

Yes, and…

In improv acting, one of the basic techniques that actors use is to never say “no”.  Denying what someone else has said or done is rarely funny.  Accepting a statement and taking it in a new direction can be hilarious.  This is often used in pickup line jokes.

Man:  “Haven’t I seen you somewhere before?”

Woman:  “Yes, and that’s why I don’t go there any more.”

Ouch!  This one wasn’t written by me–if anyone has a reliable source for its origin, let me know.  I’ll gladly attribute it.

Surprise twist

One of the most common methods for a joke is to offer a twist that sends your reader down one path, then switches up expectations at the last moment.  Try out this poem (written by yours truly):

Today I ran, first time in a while,
At first does it hurt, but I know it’s worthwhile,
I jump over logs, show my own unique style.

Pain is caused by weeks (months) of neglect,
Push through it, I must, to improve the effect
For improving my health, which I must protect.

More bushes appear, I bound right on through,
Legs pumping, arms swinging on cue,
I run, though I know not where to.

Sweat pours down my face, my neck, and my back,
Though tired, found strength that I feared that I lack.
What motivation, when a bear wants you as a snack.

On a second read through, the poem takes on a completely different meaning, doesn’t it?

Multiple meanings

This method relies heavily on the language being used, and in this case, the ambiguity of the English language.  The hardest to translate, this technique can upset your reader’s expectations through careful use of emphasis.

“I was walking down the street yesterday, and I saw a jogger.  She was smokin‘.”

“Pretty hot, eh?”

“No.  She stopped, pulled out a cigarette, and started to smoke.  Couldn’t believe my eyes!”

Using these techniques can help you turn solemn dialogue into a vibrant conversation.

Think you can show us up?  What techniques do you use to add humor?  Do you have better examples of jokes you’ve written?  We’d love to hear from you in the comments.

Weaving plot and subplot

Monday, October 18th, 2010

As many of my regular readers are aware, I’ve been working on a novel for the past few months.  Things are progressing well (over 40,000 words), but I decided today that I wanted to try mapping out my plots and subplots throughout the book.

While it might seem to a reader like a novel falls out of a novelists head in complete form, the truth is that writing a novel that is free from consistencies takes a lot of work.

I performed some Google searches for software that would help me keep track of my plots and subplots, but found only a couple of candidates.  Of those, I found none that did what I’d really like:  keep track of my novel’s time line and show me where the novel’s plot, subplots, and characters meet.

I briefly considered using project management software, since this would allow me to keep track of dependent events.  I’ve had some success with keeping track of the ordering of events that way, but unfortunately my time lines (like all novels) are more fluid than project management software allows for–it’s hard to allow for flashbacks within software designed for work from a start date to an end date.

Finally, I just decided to use a mix of Excel spreadsheets and paper.

However, what I’d really like to see is something like this (credits to xkcd.com):

Movie Timelines

Movie Timelines by XKCD

Is anyone aware of software that can do this?  I’d love to try it out and post my results.


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