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Cat Intelligence

Monday, December 7th, 2009

I’ve always known one of my cats was much smarter than the average cat.  She’s very social, and I’m fairly certain that she believes that either she’s a small human or we (her owners) are very large cats.  She never hesitates to let her opinion be known in any conversation, and, whenever we have visitors, she always makes sure to show them where the litter box is in case they need to use it.

She’s definitely learned a few tricks too…such as coming when called by name, how to get someone to play with a particular toy, “no claws” (as a verbal command when she plays too rough), “come on” (when she wants to jump in my lap), and “let’s go” to leave the room.

Back to the litterbox.  Showing newcomers where the litterbox is was the first non-trick display of intelligence my cat had shown.  I believe this stems from when I first took her in.  She was a stray in our neighborhood, but was the friendliest (and most vocal) cat that I’d ever seen.  When I finally decided to take her in, the first thing I did was show her where her litter box was.

Not too much later, I went traveling with her for the first time.  When we got to our destination, the first thing I did was show her the new location of her litterbox.

The next time we had visitors, she began escorting them to the litterbox immediately after they took off their shoes.   The fact that she was considerate of others, and remembered this time after time, is very impressive.

However, while I’m obviously a big fan of my cat, even I was pleasantly surprised by her intelligence one morning a few days ago.

Working from home that day, I had just gotten off a two hour call with a colleague, where we’d tried to work through a complex problem.  After the long, intense work session, I was ready for an early lunch.

Immediately upon opening the door to the office, my cat, who had been laying right outside the door, greeted me with an insistent, “Iknowofsomethingthatneedsyourattentionnow” meow.

Feeling something like a character from Lassie, I followed her–from her insistent meow, I could tell she thought it was important.

She led me down the hallway and around the corner to the room where we kept her litter box, but went to the opposite side of the room.  As I followed her, she led me directly to the corner of the room, where a small piece of poo lay–apparently, it had been knocked out of the litterbox.   For those who don’t have cats, the occasional stray piece does get knocked out of the litterbox, so this wasn’t completely unexpected.

Now, showing me a mess soon after it happens is impressive enough for me — I’m grateful when either of my cats tells me that there is a problem, preferably before it stains the carpet.  However, she had gone a step further–she had apparently found some used tissues (presumably from the small wastebasket nearby).  The tissues were neatly arranged around the poo so it would be easy to pick up without getting my hands dirty.

She has definitely seen me grab a nearby paper towel in the past to pick up a stray piece of poo in the past.  However, this is the first time that she’s ever attempted to help me clean it up.  I have to admit, I was somewhat stunned by the carefully placed tissues, and praised her profusely.

Watching her grow in intelligence is somewhat akin to watching a child grow–it’s amazing to see how much they can do.  She’s only three years old, so I look forward to watching her continue to grow and develop into (hopefully) an ever-more intelligent cat.  You may see more updates about her (and our other cat, who has his own personality) as time goes on.

Five Writing Tasks while the Internet is Down

Monday, November 30th, 2009

There’s not much that’s more frustrating than having an unavailable Internet connection.

This goes double or triple for someone like me, whose livelihood (and therefore ability to continue putting food on the table) depends on Internet access.  If my Internet connection is down, I am unable to add content, fix problems, respond to user questions, approve comments, or monitor WritAnon to ensure that the site remains responsive to my users.

If other users have trouble accessing the Internet, they can’t access the content they want, or receive assistance for their writing problems.

So what do I do when my Internet access goes down?

In part, I write a blog post.

When I woke up one morning a few weeks ago, I immediately noticed that I was unable to access the Internet.  My first task was to call my ISP and determine approximately what time I would be able to expect access again.  I was told that connectivity should be restored by 5pm.  I wasn’t pleased with this answer, but at least then I knew what time frame I had to work with.

While I’m dependent on the Internet for income, I certainly have dozens of tasks that can be done without the Internet.  I’ve decided to share a few of those with you today.  You may want to print this off and use it the next time you have Internet connectivity issues.

Oh, and if your Internet access is down, don’t waste your time checking to see if the Internet is back up every 2-3 minutes.  It’s simply not a good use of your time.

Writing task #1:  Finish some smaller tasks

If you’re anything like me, you have several small tasks that you’ve been putting off for days (okay, weeks or months).  For example, some of the tasks I’d been putting off had been finishing the About Us page for WritAnon, redoing the front page of WritAnon to reflect more of the recent changes, and updating some of the service pages to add recommendations on how to best use our services.  Luckily, I keep nightly backups of the code that runs WritAnon, so I was able to make progress on all of these issues.

Take advantage of the extra time to take care of some of the smaller tasks that have been piling up, but still been low on your priority list.  Cleaning up several small tasks helps you feel like you’re effectively using your time without Internet access.

Writing task #2:  Copy over some notebook entries to your computer

I use a notebook that I update daily with new story ideas, short stories, and logs of dreams I have that might be good story elements.  Taking advantage of the time you would be spending checking your email, browsing through various sites, or chatting with friends can allow you to catch up on some notebook cleaning.

Why do I copy these stories or article ideas to the computer?  Storing ideas in a notebook, while tangible and satisfying, is also very difficult to search through. I find it easier to copy the stories to my computer because it allows me to search for the stories later.  Also, I can name files in a way that makes future searches easier.  After filling up notebooks with various ideas, it’s much more difficult to go back later and find the right notebook with the right idea I’m thinking of.

Writing task #3:  Brainstorm ways to include transferred ideas in new stories

After getting back in the mindset of a short story (my story ideas tend to run for 1-3 pages), I often find that there are ways that I can expand what I’ve written to a much larger story, or see ways to take the idea in a different direction.

For example, I might find a character that, while only showing up momentarily in a story idea, becomes very interesting.  I start thinking about their background, and what the events might have been that led up to that moment in the story.  Often, these events take interesting twists that are well worth exploring.

Writing task #4:  Reorganize/prioritize remaining ideas

Now that you’ve copied over some of your ideas, if you’re anything like me, you still have dozens more left that have not been copied over.  Read through them now, and mark the ideas that seem the most promising.

If you’re just getting started with writing stories, or have finished copying all of your ideas on your computer, take some time and start brainstorming some new ideas.  I’ve found that the most effective method for brainstorming is to read through old writing samples and ask myself, “What would be interesting about that?”

Writing task #5:  Focus on your best idea

Out of the ideas that you’ve now prioritized, pick your best one and start writing about it.  By solving the minor tasks first, you’ve already built up a sense of accomplishment, and eliminated some of the tension caused by having those smaller tasks in the back of your mind.  In other words, you’re in an ideal state to create some of your best work.  Take advantage of your momentum and keep writing.

Of course, you don’t have to wait for the next time the Internet is down to start taking advantage of some of these ideas.  You can simulate an outage at any time by unplugging the network cable (or turning off wireless), and getting some more work done, without the distractions the convenience of the Internet provides.


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